We care for you and your oral health, which is why we do everything we can to keep you smiling. By giving you professional dental cleanings, restoration treatments, and even cosmetic dental treatments, we work hard to give you healthy, strong, and enhanced teeth and gums. To keep you smiling and laughing, we would like to share some dental jokes with you!
What did the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
What do you call a dentist’s advice?
His flossophy.
What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?
A tuba toothpaste!
Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the tablet go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth.
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
What is a dentist’s favorite movie?
Plaque to the Future!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A black hole.
Call Dr. Kolodner Dental Group Inc. today at 818-761-9526 if you have any oral health concerns or if you are due for your six-month dental cleaning and exam appointment. Remember, our dental team in Studio City, California, is here to help our patients of all ages in any way we can. Our dentists, Drs. Izabella Kolodner, Tatyana Kolodner, Edon Hirt, and Susan J. Lee are here for your smile!